Donel Jack'sman in Arrêtez ça ! - La Nouvelle Seine

Location

La Nouvelle Seine
Péniche sur Berges, en face du 3 quai de Montebello, 75005 Paris
Capacity 110 seats

Duration

1 hour

No intermission

Details

One-man show, Stand-up

For all audiences

In French

THIS SHOW IS IN FRENCH!

Arrêtez ça by Donel Jack’sman is more suited to a French-speaking audience because it is performed exclusively in French. If you feel like you have a sufficient level of French to follow along—discover French theatre through this hilarious show!

HIGHLIGHTS: DONEL JACK’SMAN IN ARRÊTEZ ÇA !

Come and discover new one-man-show talent — on a barge!

Donel Jack'sman arrives at La Nouvelle Seine (the famous barge!) with a new show that promises to tickle your funny bones! Get ready for an hour and a half of non-stop laughter, where current affairs, society and even your own existence will take a beating. Watch out, this comedy special is not for the faint-hearted! You've been warned.

See details for our premium options below!

PREMIUM OPTIONS AND EXPERIENCES

Looking for more than a standard ticket to the show? To make your experience an unforgettable one, choose between one of the following upgraded offers at the time of booking:

Show + Champagne (or other drink)
This offer includes a glass of champagne or a 25cl draught or a glass of wine or a soft drink.
- Show + Dinner
- As of March 2023, La Nouvelle Seine has become a residence for young culinary talent. The menu will change every month.
- 2-Course Dinner + Show:
- This offer includes a 2-course dinner (starter + main course, or main course + dessert).
- At the restaurant, you will have a choice of several starters, main courses and desserts. Drinks are not included.

Menu at La Nouvelle Seine

★ THIS MONTH'S MENU

Starters
- • Crispy prawns with Kankankan, lemongrass and verbena flavoured broth
- • Cream of African aubergine soup, coconut cream, toasted corn bread

Main Course
- • Creamy yam, truffle oil, grilled vegetables
- • Catch of the day roasted in red oil, fennel sauce, mashed yam
- • Genuine guinea fowl Kédjénou, Attiéké semolina

Desserts
- • Dark chocolate mousse, Tanzanian fleur de sel, Madagascar vanilla oil
- • Alloco flambé with old Martinique rum, cashew crumble

*All dishes are homemade with fresh products.

La Nouvelle Seine

Péniche sur Berges, en face du 3 quai de Montebello, 75005 Paris

History and Fun Facts about La Nouvelle Seine

A few years ago, a diverse team composed of individuals from varied backgrounds came together to set up a unique project in France’s capital: a floating theatre. Their dream was realized with the advent of La Nouvelle Seine, a whimsical performance hall on a barge, anchored in the shadow of the ornate Notre-Dame, and afloat the scenic banks of the Seine! Theatre, restaurant, and bar, this multi-faceted venue is dedicated to discovery and innovation, whether it be artistic or culinary. The name itself is a clever play on words, La Nouvelle Seine, literally meaning ‘The New Seine’, sounds phonetically the same as ‘La Nouvelle Scène’, meaning ‘The New Stage’! This linguistic lyricism is the kind of artistic whimsy that you can expect to find within the walls of this unconventional venue, wherein cabaret and comedy shows alike perform. Here, the new talents on the Parisian theatre scene rub shoulders with the capital’s freshest faces in cuisine.

From March 2023, La Nouvelle Seine will open its doors to young culinary talents and welcome them as guest chefs. Each month, discover each individual’s creativity as they take over the kitchen and express his or her characteristic know-how!
As the restaurant and bar proposes an ever-evolving and changing menu of home-made, meticulously prepared fishes, the stage will be constantly occupied by a rolling list of new artists and performers.

There is no limit to what you may find at La Nouvelle seine - whether you’re in search of stand-up, a one-man-show, or a cabaret performance, La Nouvelle Seine is an incomparable beacon of talent and an inspiring place of creation.
Enjoy your meal, enjoy the show, and all aboard!

Fast facts
Capacity: 110
Handicap Accessible: Unfortunately not at this time.
Air conditioning: Yes
Heating: Yes

FAQ

How do I get to Nouvelle Seine in the 5th arrondissement of Paris?

The Nouvelle Seine is accessible by:
Metro: Line 4 (Saint-Michel Notre-Dame station), line 10 (Maubert-Mutualité station)
RER: Line B (Saint-Michel Notre-Dame station), line C (Saint-Michel Notre-Dame station)
Address: 3 Quai de Montebello, 75005 Paris
In case of difficulty, our hotline can be reached during our business hours. Please see the footer of this page for our contact details.

What do I do when I get to Nouvelle Seine?

We recommend that you arrive 15 minutes before the beginning of Arrêtez ça by Donel Jack’sman, and present your voucher at the front desk. Nouvelle Seine’s English-speaking staff members will guide you to your seats.

How long does Arrêtez ça by Donel Jack’sman, last?

Arrêtez ça by Donel Jack’sman at Nouvelle Seine lasts approximately 1 hour, with no intermission.

It says that Arrêtez ça by Donel Jack’sman is in French with no surtitles. Is it still accessible to English speakers?

Arrêtez ça by Donel Jack’sman is more suited to a French-speaking audience because it is performed exclusively in French. If you feel like you have a sufficient level of French to follow along—discover French theatre through this lovely piece!

Can I choose my seat when booking for Arrêtez ça by Donel Jack’sman?

For Arrêtez ça by Donel Jack’sman at the Nouvelle Seine there is an open seating arrangement. Therefore, you will be allowed to select your preferred placement when you arrive.

Is there a dress code at Nouvelle Seine?

There is no specific dress code at Nouvelle Seine, but proper attire is appreciated. Many Parisians will arrive directly from work, dressed in business casual or chic attire.

Do I have the possibility to eat and/or drink onsite?

This unique theatre on a riverboat also boasts a restaurant and bar, where you are welcome to order food and drink before or after the show. When purchasing your tickets, theatre-goers also have the option to select the category including a dinner or a glass of champagne, to make your night extra special! If desired, feel free to bring your champagne right into the theatre with you to enjoy during the show.